A new definition for OTP

Friend: OTP means One True Pairing.
Me: Yeah...
Other Friend: I thought it stood for Obviously They're Perfect...
Me: OMG!! That should be the definition from now on, it's perfect!!!

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via bleshnak)


I’m okay!!!

So it turns out that the kid who had the gun wasn’t on campus and didn’t really have a bomb, it was just a call, we are ok, there where no injuries, everyone is okay!
I swear this school is dumb… 4 hours lock down took hours I needed!!!


I’m still on lock down

This has been going on since (about) 10:30am (it’s 2:16 now) and I had to pee, I tried to hold it, but I couldn’t, I had to go to the other closet and pee in a trashcan… That was probably one of the most embarrassing things of my life… Tumblr, this is not being made up, this is real. I have no idea what’s going on, all I know is that there was a kid who had a gun and supposedly a bomb too. Tumblr, I’ll continue to update you on what’s going on here, I love you.



I’m on a real Lockdown

So we are in a Lockdown right now… And apparently there is a Child who has a bomb and a gun in his possession… But I’m not panicking, I’m just hiding with my band mates and laughing at everything… This situation is full with too many funny things and I look like a seal… With out the clapping, I’m just moving back and forward… Anyways Tumblr, I’ll keep you updated… Love you!


Omg… This is horrible

(via lamewebsiteurl)


Me: Are you a Cyberman?

Crush: Hahaha… Why?

Me: Because you can delete my virginity anytime! ;D

*** ****** *** *** *** ****** *** ****** *** *** *** *** *** ****** *** ****** *** *** 

Crush: Are you a Dalek?

Me: Ummm… Why?

Crush: 

Crush: Because my cloths have just been exterminated ;)


Best French insults !

littlemonkeypo:

awesomefrench:

girlsnightout304:

littleworldofskad:

girlsnightout304:

awesomefrench:

tinygizibe:

awesomefrench:

Reblog and add yours ! 

Raclure de bidet. 

Ta mère l’enflure.

Espèce de claque à pute. 

Triple buse d’idiotie

Dévidoir testiculaire public

Abruti de mes deux

Résidu de gonorrhée 

Purée de patate pourrie.

Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois!

(via blackselene-san)


element-of-change:

jerkbent:

 

BAHAHAHAA wait that is so accurate

The world would of went BOOM! #Hail Katara

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